Attack of the Imbeciles!

Sometimes I don't know what it is they're putting in the water wherever it is that people contact me from when I get the none-too-swift trying to finagle me into doing their work for them (when there's absolutely nothing in it for me) and then having the nerve to think that I won't notice.
I fully understand that the affiliateship game is between a rock and a hard place when you see how many ways there are to make people jump through hoops of flame just to make money. But, I will never respect the fact that dummies target my action because it's shakin' or they think I'm slower than shite from a dead anus. Take the mook from above.
I see that Common Sense just isn't that common in this day and age. What I'm wondering, is why this mook even bothered to pop up on me, knowing that they weren't trying to book a gig. Feels like a failed bout of 'reverse marketing', where a sorry loser has the great idea to attempt to hijack the time of a popular gig provider with pointless busywork designed to benefit said Loser (at the providers' expense).

Fortunately, my Mama didn't raise no tool, and I'm not really interested in wasting unpaid time on someones' 'Air Castles in the Sky' bamboozle. I laughed so hard when this insult of an offer stunk up my inbox, that I almost peed myself. I mean, THE NERVE! Why am I supposed to accept an offer that has nothing to do with the gig  that I put together for the benefit of its' target market? Because I hate realizing that a complete twaddle is trying to play me, it's hard to keep the professional gameface on when I want to rip them a new face hole and pull up their skirt on the bad con.
Of course, it's always the none-too-swift who catch butthurt when their ridonculous dumbass of a maroon (hee, hee...) is pimp-slapped off the playing field by the Snarktown 5:15PM and they're all, "Know You Are, But What Am I?" nonsense;
        
Not only  do I get spammed in my own gig listing, but ButtHurt has the nerve to think that I need their action at anytime in the future when this gig is Top 10 in the "Web Traffic" category and I'm getting repeat orders monthly as a result of intense Social Media promotion for a few months back-to-back, which helped magnetize gig rankings. This is one of the few downsides of being a self-determined entrepreneur using microjob sites to promote relevant services to captive target audiences.
                                       
Just like Ms. Sweet Brown (above) says, "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That...!". It's not even worth replying to the pointless scams and cons that pose as gig offers. Even with turning off the option to do custom jobs, these witless mooks just keep coming and I just keep fending them off on autopilot. Yes, its tiring, but so much less so than being taken for a ride by the thoroughly-unscrupulous.
The enjoyment that exists in having created this gig is due to the fact that it's easily-deliverable quickly and the edge that exists in the gig fulfillment makes it worth doing repeatedly. 
It's just too bad that there are some loose free radicals seeking to subvert energy and effort with Bad Intention and then gracelessly act out verbally when they're called to account for their bad behavior. It's just a shame that they're only hurting themselves with the shenanigans...