NEW! JOKERS NETWORK: 10 LEVELS of FUN & COMMISSIONS!
NEW! JOKERS NETWORK: 10 LEVELS of FUN & COMMISSIONS!
I am a member of the Jokers Network!
The Jokers Network is an online joke service. We pay 10-levels deep, so there is a huge earning potential here.
Members receive a twice-weekly supply of great humor by email - or via our special app.
We are currently in pre-launch. We launch on April 1, 2018!
But, right now, it's free to join.
Click the following link to sign up (for free):
Click Here To Sign Up
To sign up, you need 3 things:
MY NAME: Steve Downing
MY ID NUMBER: G0000035
MY EMAIL ADDRESS: admin@sweetpuppy.com
Here's some examples of our jokes . . .
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A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a beer. When the bartender served him, the cowboy asked, “It’s real quiet in here today, where is everybody?”
The bartender replied, “Most people have gone to the hanging.”
“Who are they hanging?”
“Brown Paper Pete,” the bartender replied.
“That’s a funny name, why do they call him that?” the cowboy asked.
The bartender replies, “It’s because he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper jacket, a brown paper shirt and brown paper trousers.”
“Strange guy,“ said the cowboy. “Why are they hanging him?”
The bartender answered, “Rustling!”
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”
Holmes: “And what does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes: “You’re missing the point, you idiot. Some bastard has stolen our tent!”
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Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
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My next door neighbor knocked on my door at about three o’clock this morning.
Can you believe that? 3 AM!
Lucky for him, I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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Jokers Network is easy. It's fun. It's a great way to make a few extra bucks to help make ends meet.
If you work hard and keep at it, you will earn way more than a few extra bucks.
Click the following link to sign up (for free):
Click Here To Sign Up
To sign up, you need 3 things:
MY NAME: Steve Downing
MY ID NUMBER: G0000035
MY EMAIL ADDRESS: admin@sweetpuppy.com
Cheers!
Steve Downing
Clearwater, Florida
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